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Have you heard of http://www.twitter.com/psnhw or http://home-watch.blogspot.com/ ? Neither did we, until a couple of weeks ago. And oh boy. It felt only natural to create a sister blog to accompany it and explain anything that doesn't make sense. Did I mention that's the whole site? Well, that's a longwinded task but we will do what we can to annotate it for you guys. If you are interested in contributing to the HWW blog, you know how to contact me. Do so. Enjoy!

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Anti-Censorship Dudes Censor People!


























We felt this was so good it had to be put as the most recent article rather than under the date of its occurence. And now, some quotes from the comments (after an allegedly swift clean-up):
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blahblahblah: you changed your site all for 1 spammer? LMFAO
Nos: One spammer can ruin the experience for many.
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buggietechnica: The "Jonger" got pwned on an epic scale. You have to feel a little sympathy for her. I don't... is that bad of me?
TwilightVenom: Her? You know who Jongy is then?
buggietechnica: I don't, but given the emotionally charged effeminate rant of Jongy I am only assuming. No offense to the ladies, guys just behave differently. Actually I'm thinking it could be asoccer, also a girl, but a total guess.
buggietechnica: Homewatch just explained that the source of the spam was likely the UK. Doh! That explains the effeminate nature of the non-spam posts. Bloody hell Jongy, stop being such a cocksucker. Only Sony can appreciate your limp rage. Other than Sony employees everyone else is just laughing AT you, not with you.
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DJ_Tenchu: othin against ya'll but for some reason that was a total pain to register with...why the switch?
buggietechnica: Some little prick was cutting and pasting random shit into comments.
Michael: Lol, kinda funny :) It's one of those love-hate relationships with the spammer, eh? :D
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your mother: wow...why not use lithium to power it now? i mean really, first you censor people and then change your format to censor them nore? isn't this what 99.99% ofyour pathetic bitching was about? hipicrate...
homewatch:
#1 If people were bombing the home forums with spam for the sole purpose of irritating them, chances are none of us would bat an eyelash
#2 you spelled hypocrite wrong. If you're going to toss around words you barely know the definition of, use spell check.
#3 no one is censored here. there are many comments around here that crap on us, yours included. So again, you're dumb.
#4 you're a moron.
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See that #3? If that's really the case...where have all the comments gone? Go have a look, they are non-existent now. In other breaking news, Home-Watch have also learned how to spell hypocrite, which is fantastic. Let's see how long it takes them to identify a hypocrite, or a website full of them. It shouldn't take long, but then don't hold your breath. This is the same crew of likely lads that have taken weeks of their time to find 101 reasons why Home sucks then not have anything to show for it.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

We Love Gay Images! It's Official!

While we here at HWW can confirm the existence of 2 accomplices, a mysterious 3rd person has stepped forward in all their rainbowfied glory. They love Home-Watch so much, that they decided to declare their love to them with countless images of the phallus-to-phallus persuasion. Now, while Home-Watch "moderators" can lay claim to 1-minute removal times of all said imagery, the anus-scars are still evident.

I present to you Exhibit A.
Note in Exhibit A how they refer to this mysterious 3rd person as "known spammer" but seem to think it's person 1 or 2. Whether they realise there is more than one person involved is debatable. Also, observe how they have offered on a plate to anyone it concerns Person 3's (easily changeable) IP address, and a fake email address they used to post with as a Guest.

What good will emailing a fake email do? Who knows, there must be something you can do with it. Otherwise they wouldn't post it, would they? Maybe a fake person that doesn't exist will login with their fake password and be really mortified of some equally gay imagery and profanities! Shock horror!

But moving on, I give you Exhibit B.
These are the comments for the blog article. If you thought wrongly accusing a comrade of being a spammer because someone on a seperate IP takes their name is funny, well....it gets better. An anonymous person (probably person 1,2, or perhaps person 4) posted a retort which pointed fingers at no said individual.

Then, one person crawls out of the woodwork, not only with their PSN name, but referring to a personal matter out of coincidence that is related to the retort made by person X. If you want a comparison, imagine joking that an anonymous group watches Care Bears then one of them stepping forward with their PSN name to say "I've only watched 9 episodes! It was cos my lil bro was with me!"
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HWW's thank you of the day:
We thank you person 3+, and for the record we are very welcoming to the gay community and your images. Drop by any time. Just don't post the images on our blog :D lol.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Unparalleled Journalism


Call our agents. Get them to call their agents (or just the admin, they have a small team so they're probably the same person). This is an article that anonymously quotes opinions yet provides the source with the person's name. It's also regarding the topic of stalking and sexual harassment on their much beloved PlayStation Home. This is thinking out of the box, people. We really could learn from such impeccable craftsmanship.

Friday, May 14, 2010

101 Dalmations of Home Suckery



























When you're in a bad relationship, it is normally easy to think of 10-20 reasons why you would leave your partner right? You could probably jot them down in about 5-10 minutes. Not these guys. Their failing relationship with Home and the reasons why they would leave him are many in theory, but few in reality.

But wait, 101 reasons, and they're all typed up but not being shared! - maybe they are really well thought out reasons and boast quality as well as quantity. Quality so good that if one were to witness the awesome-sauce, their eyes would weep so much that their bodies would dehydrate and they would die a slow dry death. Be sure to check http://ps3homesucks.com/ for updates on this.

In the mean time, readers, feel free to discuss and theorise how someone could possibly take weeks out of their schedule to come up with a list of 101 reasons why a free product sucks, procede to use it and talk about it exclusively, and even go as far as using it to take videos and images (supposedly) yet have no material to show for their efforts.